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[02 Mar 2009|09:59pm] |

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML!
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[02 Mar 2009|04:57pm] |
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i'm a monster, i'm a killer, i know i'm wrong, i'm a problem, that'll never ever be solved, and no matter what, you’ll never take that from me, my reign is as far as your eyes can see, it’s amazing ( ! )
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